George
From ILB
George Shebura has worked for the IRS for 9 years. He is assigned to audit Jersey Morelli but faces stiff opposition from Durga. Among the many indignities Durga heaps onto George (all in the space of Jersey's <10 minute audit) are:
- A pay cut
- A job transfer... to Alaska
- Extreme heat
- Lights shining directly into his eyes
- A "slutchat" bill sent to his family account (and discovered by his wife, Jane)
- A warrant for his arrest on 14 counts of counterfeiting
- A warrant for crimes unknown, specifying that he's "armed and dangerous"
- A hazardous chemical alert for his office
- Accusations to animal control that he's a black market dealer of "wild honey badgers"
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