George

From ILB

George Shebura has worked for the IRS for 9 years. He is assigned to audit Jersey Morelli but faces stiff opposition from Durga. Among the many indignities Durga heaps onto George (all in the space of Jersey's <10 minute audit) are:

• A pay cut
• A job transfer... to Alaska
• Extreme heat
• Lights shining directly into his eyes
• A "slutchat" bill sent to his family account (and discovered by his wife, Jane)
• A warrant for his arrest on 14 counts of counterfeiting
• A warrant for crimes unknown, specifying that he's "armed and dangerous"
• A hazardous chemical alert for his office
• Accusations to animal control that he's a black market dealer of "wild honey badgers"