Lookingglass.html

From ILB

Text from lookingglass.html (http://ilovebees.com/lookingglass.html), the answer to The Second Riddle.

 seek
 seek
 seek
 behold:
 Princess
 grope:
 seeker > !attach Princess
 
 In your dreams!
 
 fail
 
 Does Her Majesty know you go trolling
 around the Castle sneaking kisses?
 
 master sector > !init transmit proc
 recurse
 
 Work, work, work. How many
 relationships break up over it? You
 have to tell that woman you need more
 quality time.
 
 master sector > !init transmit proc
 that is the law and the whole of the law
 
 Oh, very understanding of you, but if I
 were her, I'd be checking the scullery
 maids for bite-marks.
 
 behold: 
 !analyze Princess
 fail
 
 That's because you have the brain of a
 cheap wristwatch.
 
 !analyze Princess
 fail
 
 Can you tell me what "dumb as a sack
 of hammers" means?
 
 !analyze Princess
 fail
 
 My point.
 
 Seek the truth
 Evade
 Behold the truth
 Escape
 Reveal the truth
 That is the law and the whole of the law
 
 Why?
 
 !analyze Princess
 fail
 
 You always go around saying that as if
 it meant something, but really it's
 completely made up.
 
 That is the law and the whole of the law
 reveal:
 !transmit law > Princess
 
 Don't even bother
 
 fail
 
 I mean, why not:
 Seek balloons!
 Behold balloons!
 Reveal balloons!
 That is the law, or at least 10/6ths of the
 law in this size!
 
 !analyze Princess
 
 Seek a train leaving Dockyard Station
 at 450 kmh
 Behold a second train, loaded with
 cupcakes, approaching from the north
 at .28 c
 Reveal a very messy accident with
 translight whipped cream potential
 
 !analyze Princess
 
 Seek just one friend in this huge dark
 lonesome Castle 
 Behold spindly-legged obsessive
 bloodsucking bug 
 Reveal flyswatter
 
 !analyze Princess
 splotch
 
 OK, that was funny.
 
 grope:
 seeker > !attach Princess
 
 Not that funny.
 
 reveal:
 Princess > seek
 
 I don't know. Home, I guess.
 
 Princess
 seek >> home
 
 Yeah. Except I don't remember it. Or
 really even know what it means.
 
 !transmit
 seeker > home
 
 I guess we have something in common
 after all.
 
 grope:
 seeker > !attach Princess
 
 You just don't give up, do you?
 
 seeker > !attach Princess
 recurse
 
 Try kissing THIS, buster!
 
 evade
 evade
 evade
 escape