Yellowbrickroad.html

From ILB

Text from yellowbrickroad.html (http://ilovebees.com/yellowbrickroad.html), the answer to The First Riddle.

 Hooray! You've come to the end of
 the yellow brick road! Well played! 
 
 Lots of people have asked me about
 the Flea, which is like ewwwwwww. But
 since you guys were clever enough to
 figure out my little riddle, I recorded the
 last conversation I had with that nasty
 guy so you could see how basically
 sneaky and gross he is and yuck.
 
 
 
 
 seek
 seek
 seek
 behold:
 !extern proc 0
 
 Ack! I hate it when you sneak up on me
 like that!
 
 grope:
 !probe extern proc 0
 
 Hands to yourself, mister!
 
 behold:
 extern proc 0
 !label Princess
 
 Seek the truth
 Behold the truth
 Reveal the truth
 That is the law and the whole of the law
 
 grope:
 !hndshk Princess
 
 Bug off before I step on you.
 
 fail
 
 reveal:
 !label seeker
 
 Mind if I just call you Buggy?
 
 reveal:
 !label seeker
 
 Hey, call yourself whatever you like,
 you're still the Pious Flea to me. So,
 what's with all the roads?
 
 reveal
 reveal 
 reveal 
 that is the law
 
 Keep your raincoat closed, buddy! I
 don't need to see ANTYTHING you
 want revealed. And what does that
 have to do with roads?
 
 grope:
 !seek transmit proc
 fail
 fail
 fail
 
 behold:
 master sector 
 
 grope:
 !attach > master-sector
 reveal:
 !law master-sector
 
 Yeah - she's still got like hickey marks
 on her neck. Gross.
 
 reveal:
 !law master-sector 
 master-sector:deploy:
 seek
 behold
 reveal
 master-sector:grope:
 !hndshk extern
 !seek transmit proc
 master sector:
 surg:
 !triage transmit proc
 
 So you got her to build stuff for you!
 You honey-tongued little bloodsucker,
 you.
 
 grope:
 !attach Princess
 
 Ewwwwww! Kiss you? GROSS.
 
 fail
 
 !reveal Princess: 
 seeker > !attach Princess
 Princess >> !behold truth
 
 I bet you say that to all the girls. Listen,
 Hoppy, I know what happens to the
 girls you kiss. As far as I'm concerned,
 you can kiss your -
 
 !reveal Princess:
 Princess > !attach seeker
 seeker >> cmd proc
 
 I've heard the Handsome Prince line
 before. What you're REALLY about to
 turn into is a splotch mark on the floor,
 that's what.
 
 GROSS
 evade 
 evade 
 evade